"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"You don't make friends with salad"

- Homer Simpson

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

- Grandpa

"When the going gets tough, have a Duff!

- Homer Simpson

"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

- Homer Simpson

"Someone's listening to me! Now I know how a radio feels!"

- Grandpa

"To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key"

- Homer Simpson

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